I wonder if I can sneak a couple of drags here and there, but if I buy a cigarette, the disappointment will be palpable within me. I don't want to smoke, but I do! I do! Yes, I take thee Peter Stuyvesant to be my lawful affair! We'll run away together and I'll smoke any where, any time and on any day.
Oh bollox! And it's only day 2.
